yeet me through the gates of valhalla, bobbie d

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

like, it seems like some people are thinking the message is Standard Mediocre Don't Try Too Hard To Change Things And Fight The System, but it's very easy to read it as Sabotage Works

If you go into your kitchen then sometimes there is a cat in there. And you can pet it.

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

Best. Thing. Ever.

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

apohtecary

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[Transcript: a voice clip from Nazir in Skyrim, trimmed so it sounds like he says “I don’t like tumblr.” End transcript]

literally my dad