#snowflame

Harley: This is a man who wears a batsuit, Chuck. He is used to this. Why do ya think I called him first?

Batman: …Is the person you’re with even named Oak?

Harley: No, it's Kite-Man, but I had to rhyme for fun. Anyway, can you help?

Batman: Help you how? I'm not going to let you keep it.

Harley: We just gotta make sure Joker doesn’t get his hands on it. He’s got a plan to turn that into laughin' coke and crack. There’s a guy who’ll take it off our hands and give us a little change. It's legal too, he owns an island, not the bad kind. Do you know a man named Snowflame?

Batman (bursting into rare fits of laughter): HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Harley (surprised): Hm…

Kite-Man: What’s he saying?

Harley: He’s laughin’.

Kite-Man: A cocaine-powered supervillain is pretty funny, but the guy’s also pretty awesome. He’ll pay us a fat stack of cash for the coke. I'm getting my babe a gift with that cash.

Harley: I'll probably put mine into a savings account. Batman, take a breath, don’t hurt yaself laughin' again.

Batman (calming down): I’m good. My ribs needed that. I met him recently, and I can get in contact with him. Him and Catwoman go way back.

Harley: Oh, really? Chuck, Snowflame knows Catwoman?

Kite-Man: Oh, yeah. The madman dumped her, said she couldn’t reach his level. I was the same way, took me forever to find a perfect gal. Then I met Golden Glider.

Harley: That’s sweet and all, but he dumped her?

Catwoman (in the background, with Batman): It was a mutual dump!

Batman: No… no, it wasn’t. That was like Seinfeld—

Catwoman: Don’t you dare bring up Newman, or I’m pouring bleach on your new suit!

Batman (amused): I'm sorry honey, but it's still funny to me.

Harley (to Kite-Man): Cattie’s embarrassed she got dumped by a guy who lives off coke.

Kite-Man: I figured. He said he doesn’t get dumped, he dumps them. You think he’ll want Gotham coke?

Harley: The man lives off coke. He’s never had qualms about the brand.