Doodle-Blob

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Smallville, from Lex's perspective, was a psychological horror. Imagine being in an enmeshed relationship with a parent who delights in tormenting you, whose mere presence in the same space sucks all your joy, hopes and enthusiasm, who will never provide you with the unconditional love and affection that you, as a child they brought into the world, are entitled to but who would also never leave you alone in peace because they consider you as a possession and extension of themselves. The world sees you and sees a man who has everything, who never knew hunger or thirst and who has all the material comforts and luxuries that others can only dream of. So, you aren't allowed to complain. Should you not be grateful for all that you have? So, the child whose privilege never protected him from abuse must be silenced. He must be kept locked up somewhere deep within the man. He can lash out, cry and scream but he just won't be audible to anyone.

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

Lex after years of being overly invested in trying to set up Clark and Lana from his cuck control center decided to turn the tables and cuck tf out of Clark and I have to respect that

being autistic about Lex Luthor is wild because I unironically have thoughts like “ew no he would never” regarding like, people comparing him to Jeff Bezos. sorry but he simply would not. he’s way worse and in an entirely different way. also his clothes are better