Shiny_n_new's Writing

In lieu of nudes, this is the type of unsolicited pic Lex sends Superman.

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

other comic sites for fellow rco orphans (check out the reblog, tumblr seems to be hiding the other post from the tags)

superman (2025) lex luthor the type of guy to have a little superman plushie that is ostensibly for him to beat the fuck out of when he’s angry but he also cuddles with it in bed at night. he claims this means nothing and has no implications about his psyche

When the wife knows about both of your genius billionaire sidepieces.

"And he proceeded to prove it to his satisfaction." Yeah, I bet.

This is 110% how Lex wants to go out.

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

I really love that Lex and Lois' floating heads appear to be glaring at each other.