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This dumbass stigma that "hick" states are somehow dumber than the more urban ones because they're from poorer areas has to cease...

Hicks are the ones who put us in space.

We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

I love this in every way possible. What is it from? Where can I read more?

The pitfalls of experimental archaeology and puppies.

Academics are just like that.

WOW YAY thank you @captainhelion , one for this important update and addition to my tbr and two, because I remembered you didn’t have the username On Here that I met you under but had forgotten what you changed it to!

Imagining a world where The Wire became a Tumblr show like Sherlock and I can feel my brain trying to wither and commence early onset Alzheimer's

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

@professorlehnsherr-almashy

it should be feasible to call out of work cause you are having “blorbo thoughts” btw- real affliction

I think it would have been really funny if Charlie and Darlene were like, "What the fuck? Erik isn't even one of Iris's descendants, why did HE die?" and Stefani's explanation was, "Just because he's not marked for death especially by Death himself doesn't mean he's immune to dying. Like, the only thing that he had going for him is that he was Jerry Fenbury's son. That doesn't make magnets stop working."

underrated piece of acting from the past 10 years: richard harmon finding out that jerry fenbury is his biological father in final destination

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.