Ashe

Nobody knows you’re 7 years old when your body is 24.

Now this is just iconic advice

I’m buying a castle.

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

@d–t @snarling-through-our-smiles @leethespacequeen @whattheficery @kaytayzombay can we get a castle together?

@icecreamquinn

… MY CALLING

This is a story seed, right here.

@dontcallmeashely How about a free castle?

hello this is my application to spend the rest of my life as “Castle’s Keeper” i come highly recommended by myself

Ed system biatch

hello we are the rainbow system! but we also have an/other(s) subsystem that goes by a different name do we technically then have to have a greater communal system name, which encompases both systems as subsystems in one? how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop?