smelly dirty hobo

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

my life is awesomeeeee. this beat is awesommeeeee. robots are awesomeeeeee

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head