I ain’t Redika but I like to see Cale Bleed

All of them???

…………Not so fucked I guess? I eat bananas

And I certainly would eat Bananoins banana

Oh- haha… enemies to lovers??? I’m sensing some romantic feelings. I’m not fucked, I’m fucking 😎😎Don’t be shy zuzu

Lmaooo this is perfect. 2 lanky ass tsundere motherfuckers named Kei fighting each other. I’d love to see it (we’d both be down after one punch) .

D-does Patrick count ?- i- i don’t wanna fight Patrick-

i think i’m gonna be dead🤩

tagging:

bye i’m so dead, he would punch me full force i have 0 chance i would let him punch me though 👀

I don’t think I can fight him. He’s my kin I can’t do that to him lol plus he’d roll me like a drum.

Thx @souyasbabyy

I couldnt and wouldnt possibly fight him but I WOULD happily smother his face with lots of kisses bxjdnxsksn I love him so much

AHAKSKSBJ I WOULD BE SO DEAD,,, maybe i could flirt my way out of it?? i think i’m an absolute catch so it might work,, but if i had to fight them i’d be dead :)

LMFAOOO I’D PROBABLY DIE LAUGHING (or bc he’s so mfing fine) BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING 

But, I don’t wanna fight them…. 😭

Thanks for the tag @thel0v3hashira143

Tagging: @sleepy-ssi @duskianfae @thereemwholived @starchild0985 @lostf1ndaydream @im-so-riddikulus @chip-thief @alyson-mae-sweetheart3 @alessandro-skywalker-666 @unalinda28 @gayhufflepuffworld @froggieknight @daenerys1234 @swarmof-bees @cockstomper58008 @hellomarinettelove @fluffnfuzzxoxo @spoider88w88 @araceli770nicol @alexachem @oweliala @mythos-beloved

This guy, I would fight him but I’m 99% sure I won’t survive but if I did I would steal his Kim Dokja. >:)

Thank you for the tag! @canis-licro1ce

Tagging: @annerisk @khoifuu @i-might-be-a-simp @crazypriestess​ @cale-need-self-love @hajidumps @creator-savannah @horizon-koshikimura @reneneedtodie

i- i’ll just let him kill me tbh

Thanks for the tag <3 @sleepy-ssi

Imma tag @nearlymoriarty @bidokja @cutiepie120048 @flipflapyoutwat @inkstaindusk @solcarow @please-dont-tell-my-dad @dokja48 @henituseless @umiiwas @webnovel-weeb-9158

*shrugs* Guess I’ll die..

Thanks for the tag!! ^^

Moments in TCF that I look forward to (because this fandom is causally spoilering all the time in the best way possible):

1. Calebab

2. Cale "Cale Henituse is trash, let's fight him to death" Henituse

3. As promised we shall bitchslap the White Bitch™️ into next week

4. Deicide, you say? I mean…

Moments in TCF that I looked forward to (still because this fandom is casually spoilering all the time in the best way possible) and almost screamed at when they finally came:

1. "I've connected the dots, Cale!" - "Uh… what? You didn't connect shit though?" - "I've connected them!"

2. I got your arm!

3. So, FYI, we're brothers now…

4. Just this quote: "He's a crazy bastard, but his head is fine"

Reoccurring moments in TCF that feel like memes at this point (both in fandom and canon):

1. I'm trash - let me help you

2. Cale: "Imma be a rich slacker." Also Cale: *overthrows kingdoms* *makes friends in high places* *gets involved in everyone and their mom's problems* *is one of the most important people on the continent* *involves another continent in his almost personal war* *adopts powerful children* *basically can't just mind his own business*

3. I'm fine!.. On an unrelated note, I think I might faint again?

4. "The star of our Roan Kingdom!" "Roan's hero, young master Silver Shield!" AKA: "You bitch." "You're a bitch yourself."

Bonus:

Unlucky Bastard - 39

Unlucky Human - 5

Unlucky Punk - 2

Unlucky - 3

GRAND TOTAL - 49

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Eruhaben calling Cale "unlucky"

163 - “Tsk, tsk, what an unlucky human.”

167 - “The unlucky punk is quite ballsy.”

199 - "Well, you have the unlucky punk by your side, so you’ll probably be fine growing up slowly."

224 - ‘You unlucky human, tsk tsk.’

226 - “You really are extremely unlucky. You always bring back such useless things.”

230 - “…Why is the unlucky human laughing like that?”

230 - “…Now I know how you end up being so unlucky.”

257 - “Fine, you unlucky bastard."

267 - “…This unlucky bastard, huuuu.”

274 - “You unlucky bastard.”

276 - “You unlucky bastard!”

315 - “Get some rest. You unlucky bastard.”

319 - “Sigh, you unlucky bastard.”

340 - “Tsk tsk. You unlucky bastard.”

356 - ‘Shut up, you unlucky bastard.’

357 - “You’re saying something I agree with for the first time in a long while, you unlucky bastard."

372 - ‘T, this unlucky bastard!’

372 - “Aigoo, little kid. You should have done as that unlucky bastard told you to do.”

373 - “You unlucky bastard.”

450 - – You unlucky bastard.

479 - 'Well, you have the unlucky bastard by your side, so you’ll probably be fine growing up slowly.’ (it's the same as the one from chap 199, except 'bastard' is replaced by 'punk')

541 - – Tsk. You unlucky bastard.

546 - – You unlucky bastard, it must be hard acting like a little kid.

623 - “You unlucky bastard."

623 - The unlucky bastard must have received nutrients inside the black orb somehow since he is still alive after a few months but he doesn’t look good at all.

632 - – You unlucky bastard.

633 - “Then let me start with how I first met this unlucky bastard and the little kid.”

633 - – You unlucky bastard.

687 - "I’m not used to you saying that you are going to sit out, you unlucky bastard.”

696 - “You unlucky bastard."

697 - “Are you trying to be like this unlucky bastard?!”

755 - Eruhaben said that this was an opportunity that the unlucky bastard made.

757 - “Aigoo. T-that unlucky bastard!”

758 - “That unlucky bastard again…!”

Eruhaben calling Cale "unlucky" (in his mind)

154 - He could then see Eruhaben giving him a, ‘what is this unlucky human saying now?’ type of gaze.

231 - The unlucky human was screwing up his life again.

249 - ‘This unlucky bastard shouldn’t know about that.’

250 - ‘This unlucky bastard truly is different.’

252 - Eruhaben looked toward the unlucky bastard.

254 - However, some of the ancient powers that this unlucky Cale Henituse had in his possession were as strong as, if not stronger, than most strong individuals’ strengths.

256 - ‘Both the little kid and this unlucky bastard.’

267 - This unlucky and sly bastard was also a genuinely good person.

274 - It was hard to figure out what this unlucky bastard was thinking.

472 - That unlucky bastard is always wearing himself out.

473 - ‘The Caro Kingdom should give that unlucky bastard at least something now.’

604 - 'That unlucky bastard has no problem saying such disrespectful things to a Dragon.’

684 - ‘Can Cale, can that unlucky bastard control such a power?’

723 - ‘Did something happen to that unlucky bastard to the point that he needed to use so much of his powers that Raon could feel it from outside the orb?’

756 - He wondered what in the world was the unlucky bastard doing inside, and if he was destroying everything because it was a test about anger.

Raon calling Cale "unlucky"

150 - “Yes, I can understand how unlucky you are. So just trust me, the great and mighty Raon.”

Eruhaben calling himself "unlucky"

318 - He then mumbled, ‘what an unlucky final year for me,’ before channeling his white gold aura.

Cale calling Choi Han "unlucky"

347 - “…Cale-nim?” “Unlucky bastard.”

Super Rock calling Cale "unlucky"

347 – You unlucky bastard.

Alberu calling Cale "unlucky"

WHAT ARE 5 THINGS YOU LOVE TALKING ABOUT?

one. GOSSIP. guilty pleasure tbh

two. how dumb spiderman is it’s cute

three. whales whales WHALES

four. flower meanings

five. seaglass as yayayayayay

1. philosophy !

2. gossip.. yeah i’m sorry

3. childe.

4. cats

5. travelling !!

i. final fantasy (in general / esp ffxiv) >:D

ii. philosophy / psychology

iii. my fave characters,, esp g'raha tia D": simp :)

iv. video games in general ;>

v. my opinions on topics! (only to myself or my twin hehe)

tysm fr the tag new moot sha !! <3 i go do hw now WJBQKDJS for real </3

my favorite characters (u can ask me why i like venti and i can give u an essay)

my stuffed toys and why i named them that way

funny/ 💀? experiences

gossiping i guess?

food :D

i. artsy things (drawings, animations, paintings, any form of art)

ii. travelling

iii. video games

iv. drama / interesting things that happened

v. favorite characters

thank you for the tag marge !!

● Fanfiction 💕

● Drama/Tea

● My Husbandos / Video game and their characters lmao

● Memes and Vines 😌

● Food :3

Thank you for the tag Lee and @serenenation :D <3

One. A book’s plot

Two. Genshin Impact (and Twisted Wonderland)

Three. My 1000+ husbands

Four. Art (artists, histories, etc.)

Five. Astronomy

Five things I love talking about♥♥♥

1. Random theories I have for the fandoms I’m in<3

2. Any random thoughts I had for my comfort characters

3. Reminiscing about my future (impossible or not lmao🐸)

4. Random writing ideas but never ends up writing them💀

5. Literally anything fun or enjoyable I did in a day (like what I watched on youtube or read on twitter)

1. Philosophy & literature cuz im O B S E S S E D

2. Astrology & mbti well i couldn’t choose what i talk about more tbh

3. My ships and what i like about them

4. GRUNGE OUTFIT GRUNGE OUTFIT GRUNGE OUTFUT-

5. Some random ranting about my future plans

Tagging my friends <3 : @vscolldooojin @sammiecap @achairwithapandaonit @emperor-voice @fir-green

1) doctor who. if i let myself rewatch it or someone even mentions it to me it’s guaranteed that i will have some kind of thought about it (whether good or bad) and BOOM you’re stuck in a one-sided conversation about it you can’t escape

2) cats!! they’re so fluffy and cute. i hyperfixated on them when i was like ten and resolved to draw every cat breed and a lot of the names have stuck within my subconscious, so i guess i just know a bunch of cat breed names

3) whatever au i’m currently trying to write! or just whatever i’m hyperfixating on currently.

4) the shenanigans that happens with people online. i like to talk to my housemates about the people i’m friends with if something really funny is going on

5) hdsjkghskg whatever drama is happening with my family. my little siblings always message me at the same time whenever something happens and i never know what to say but i do like to inform my friends like SO my brother was an asshole again. there hasn’t really been anything since my brother moved away to uni tbh

but okay uhhh

1 webtoons! manga!

2 the batfamily, very specifically with damian wayne at the very centre and forefront along with Todd and grayson. actually just parental slash familial bonding in fandoms in general

3 hypothetical situations and questions. very fun

4 FANFICTIONS BOOKS FANFICTIONS AGAIN

5 stupid random things i hear

1. Manhwa/mangas/comics in general

2. Cute or funny animals (like cats, anteaters, raccoons etc.)

3. Novels/books

4. Funny/weird things my family members have done

5. random things I see on Tumblr

2. Fav Charas!

3. Theories

4 Fandom things!

5. Chaotic things that happen at EAP.

Other fav manhwas, mangas, etc

Animals

Psychology

Anything the person I’m talking to wants to talk about really (I’m more of a listener than a talker you see)

1. FOOD!

2. TCF! (MANHWA, NOVEL AND FICS! <3)

3. LINKED UNIVERSE!

4. Nico Di Angelo (pjo)

5. Some self-care and psychology facts <3

1. Tcf and orv (novel and manhwa)

2. Alberu crossman

3. Horror and gory stuff

4. Death

5. Kim dokja

Five things I like talking about-

1. Of course it has to be TCF & ORV!

2. Utaites and other novels, mangas, manhwas and at time manhuas too.

3. The stray dogs in my area.

4. Delusional ranting of my future.

5. Random facts of history and mythology.

DID HE BOUNCE FROM THE TABLE ??

They added a lot of things that were never mentioned in the novel (what the hell are chapters from 1 to 3??? Where did they come from???)

And while adding plenty of extra stuff they've ruined the original plot line and cut out some scenes (Kim Sunghan was looking for Yoojin in association through the freaking BROADCAST. He waited for him near the MISSING CHILD PROTECTION CENTER. WHERE. WAS. THAT??? And it never mentioned Yoojin buying extremely dangerous and lethal poison)