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THAT IDIOT TRIED TO KILL A PIGEON AGAIN AAAAAAA

Cat. It's the dumb cat. Tried to give us a pigeon he was scratching up. This is the 3rd time. 1st time pigeon ended up alive but the second had a untimely death. RIP bird.

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THAT IDIOT TRIED TO KILL A PIGEON AGAIN AAAAAAA

qwantzfeed

AND it’s the perfect socially-acceptable excuse to cram ice cream sandwiches into your mouth as quickly as possible. "i had to eat my ice cream sandwiches quickly because i was in the shower". inarguable. laudatory. celebrated by all

wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

rakdos-dogdyke

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

firebirdeternal

My what a guy, that Gaston.

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

#yall forgot about soybeans

pukicho

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

pukicho

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

#so true prev so true

pukicho

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

pukicho

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

parabins

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

parabins

yeah i agree

bleu-guacamole

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

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jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

creepymutelilbugger

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

thenumberonevelvetcake

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

defectivegembrain

"I want what they have" not as a lighthearted shipping phrase but as an expression of deep visceral violent jealousy

defectivegembrain

I want what they have (enough of a social battery to form a relationship)

adamsvanrhijn

so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense

evilsoup

um actually you can join the army at 16

evilsoup

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip

isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

i-suggest-assasination

I also have a suggestion

thememedaddy

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kuipermoth

to me an anon is a little grey creature wearing sunglasses that tumblr users use as messengers between them and the ask reciever. they come up to you with a letter in their mouth and drop it at your feet and scamper away and are never seen again. oh and the letter is sometimes from your best friend and sometimes from the human race's worst members and you won't know until you read it

scaryluka

the animal of all time

sol-arsystem

its like if a yippee was wearing sunglasses

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

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