this one is called goose horse
I draw the goose horse
you've given it such gravitas. such majesty. i feel as if it is three storeys tall while i am standing there in awe being just normal size
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this one is called goose horse
I draw the goose horse
you've given it such gravitas. such majesty. i feel as if it is three storeys tall while i am standing there in awe being just normal size

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my rendition of human zooble and gangle 🧩🎭
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nights lately
They dressed up all nicely for a party, but they just look like they’re going to get married…kdj has no idea, he’s just happy they agreed to accompany him

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i’ve mentioned this here before, but it will remain one of the most ideologically influential experiences of my life: when i was in fifth grade i did a report on post traumatic stress as manifested in veterans of the vietnam war, and my father did me the huge favor of connecting me w/ a vietnam vet friend of his who was diagnosed with PTSD, assuring him that while i was only ten i was bright and curious and he should be as honest with me about his experience as possible.
i remember entering his office with my tape recorder, sitting in a chair that was too big, and asking him questions about war, and his life after war, while swinging my legs over the edge of the chair. i remember being very, very quiet as he spoke of pulling the car over on the highway for fear of crashing when his hands would shake uncontrollably in response to song on the radio or a smell that he couldn’t be sure was real or sense-memory. and of ruined relationships and anger and american hypocrisy.
and i also remember that was the day i learned what “valor” meant. he used “valor” in a sentence and i didn’t know that word, and when i asked him to explain “valor” he became very quiet. and i can’t remember precisely what he said, if he ever offered me the dictionary definition or not, but i do remember him looking very sad, and saying something about our country’s idea of “valor”, and also something about a broken promise. and there was an edge to his words that i couldn’t parse at the time that i would later come to understand was bitterness, that he sounded bitter.
to this day i can’t hear or read the word “valor” without seeing sunlight coming through his office window at a slant, close-to-sunset light, and feeling the kind of quiet, confused, completely internalized panic a child feels when they sense that a grown up is trying very hard not to weep in their presence.
truly there are only so many words
someone sent me a gooseworx callout doc and it's about what you'd expect for a transfem on the internet lmao
you people have to know that this is a stupid thing to ask of someone who has, at worst, made some edgy not good jokes
when transfems do something problematic for some reason the correct response is to go fucking nuclear and beg them to disappear off the internet. when their colleagues are problematic for some reason this reflects badly on the transfem, but not on you know, their colleagues. forgive me when i don't take controversies surrounding transfems super seriously i've seen this song and dance on repeat since at least 2024
and this is me thinking there's some stuff you could rightfully criticize gooseworx for, but i fucking can't because i don't want to contribute to an environment where people want transfems to disappear off the internet
chat can i still draw mysmess?
a girl gets a boy toy and a programming degree and all of a sudden she wants to draw mystic messenger

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why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever
This!! What was I supposed to do, stare at the wall??
Everybody knows elementary and middle school students need to pretend to be slaving away at math problems for the full 8 hour school day to prepare them for the torture of adult employment.
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"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with
this femboy shit easy
*remembers that I’m already “supposed” to be fem by societal standards because I’m a closeted trans dude and so if I actually do anything actually fem it will just be seen as a normal girl thing* “he was then shot 57 times”

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hate being australian on the internet americans will be like “happy wet fuck wednesday!!” and i will look at the clock and it is 4:37pm on a thursday. i have missed wet fuck wednesday yet again
projection of a ancient dream.