memories of the 1863rd regression turn

maybe i’m crazy but i’m not actually convinced you care about human dignity and inalienable rights if your outlook on the world is primarily about who should die and suffer

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

one time I was in a bus that was kinda catching on fire on and off because the tyre exploded, so the driver told us to put our hands on the floor and tell her when it felt like the wheel was catching on fire so she could slow down and give it a rest, take it easy but take it so to speak

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

It's literally so punk, so counterculture, to be fat and anti diet. People hate it. They hate it so much that you eat food for pleasure instead of weight loss. It's freeing