[adventures of living in the same household as Toman pt.11]
Y/n: *on the phone* OMG REALLY? YES YES YES BEST FRIEND GO DO IT! YOU DESERVE IT!
Mikey: *whispering* Who the fuck-?
Kazutora: Huh? Where did he go?
Hakkai: The manga store, there's new arrivals from his favourite series or something
Y/n: Alright bestie, tell me how it went down when you get back alright? LOVE YAH!
Mitsuya: Since when you got all friendly with Chifuyu?
Y/n: He's throwing a tantrum at the store and I'm just trying to hype him up, no big deal
Y/n: ANYWAYSSS, I need everyone's help actually.
Mitsuya: What's wrong y/n?
Y/n: Its Chifuyu's Birthday tomorrow remember?
*a moment of silence as everyone hits that realization*
Takemitchi: OH WAIT HIS BIRTHDAY
Baji: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO OH GOD WAIT
Kazutora: I'm definitely just gonna bring him a cake cuz yknow...
Mikey: Why don't we just get him another cat? He likes them right
Mitsuya: Yeah and PekeJ won't be all lonely anymore
Kazutora: And then after that we see them having kittens together.
Y/n: I was actually planning a surprise party for him tonight!
Angry: Oh yay! What's the theme?
Pah: Well it can't be cats again because we already did that for Baji
Kazutora: Isn't he into anime and manga? Why not we just make it an anime theme?
Draken: Oh wow finally saying something useful Kazutora?
Y/n: *coughs* Yeah soooo that's what I was planning and I need everyone's cooperation!
Takemitchi: Wait but isn't Chifuyu at the manga store right now? I wanted to get him a manga for his birthday present.
Sanzu: Oh...what manga are you guys buying?
Baji: NO. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND FIRST, I'M BUYING THE MANGA FOR HIM.
Kazutora: I know I said I'll buy the cake but I kinda wanna buy a book for him too-
Draken: Okay. Who's buying Chifuyu a manga?
Mucho: Oh... Well, I guess its first come first serve
Baji: NO I CALLED DIBS FIRST.
Smiley: Heyyyy cat boy, let us have a chance to buy something he'll actually like for this year!
Y/n: A-HEM! You guys do know that he's able to like other things too right🗿
Baji: I'M GETTING HIM A MANGA EVERYONE STAY BACK
Mikey: THAT'S NOT FAIR BAJI
Y/n: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP. I have a plan.
Takemitchi: Oh really y/n-?
Y/n: That's why I wanted your help guys OMFG.😭
Draken: Okok we're all ears here.
Peh: Actually I'm hearing this ASMR video-
Y/n: Okaaaayy first off the reason why Chifuyu's at the manga store right now is because I lied that his favourite series was already restocked at the store, it was to obviously give us more time
Kazutora: How're you so sure that it'll take him long tho?
Y/n: Remember when me, takemitchi and sanzu went with him to run some of his "errands"
Mitsuya: ...The one where you guys came back empty handed?
Draken: You guys were searching for a manga-?
Baji: Oh please you haven't felt the times when we were still in middle school. Oh God...
Takemitchi: A nightmare...right?
Sanzu: I've never seen him attack a man so fast.
Mucho: I'm surprised Sanzu came along with you guys
Sanzu: I wanted info on Chifuyu's favorite things
Y/n: Okay anyways, but I told him that it was restocked at a different manga store so the one that he usually goes to is definitely Chifuyu free
Takemitchi: Oh thank God-
Y/n: And secondly I've given tasks for everyone and once everyone's done with them, we'll all meet back here in the living room to prepare everything!
Draken: Alright then, sounds like a good plan
Y/n: Great! Now here are your tasks. Baji and Smiley are gonna go help everyone else to buy their presents for Chifuyu
Smiley: There's gonna be a list. Right?
Y/n: Obviously🤨 I'm not a horrible monster!
Takemitchi: Riigggght....
Y/n: Yeah so you guys write down what you want to buy for Chifuyu on a piece of paper and give it to Baji once everyone's done
Baji: Remember I'm getting him that manga.
Kazutora: Whatever jackass.
Y/n: Okay next is Kazutora, Mikey and Draken. You guys get the cake that I ordered
Y/n: YES IT'S VERY SWEET<3
Draken: Oh wow you just put me with them so that I can babysit isn't it?!
Y/n: You actually trust them going together ALONE with the most CRUCIAL PART of this birthday surprise?
Mitsuya: Y/n's got a point there Ken
Y/n: ANNNNDD for the rest of you, help me set up the birthday decorations!
Takemitchi: Should we make it all Christmas-y too? Since it's almost Christmas and Fuyu means snowflake
Y/n: OMG WAIT YES! THAT'S PERFECT THANK YOU MITCHI. FINALLY YOU'RE USEFUL.
Takemitchi: Awww its no big dea- Wait what.
Baji: Alright you heard the boss, write down your damn presents!
Smiley: Don't be a lil bitch and get the guy some socks or something
Mikey: *erasing his paper*
Pah: PFFFFT DUMBASS MIKEY
Mikey: SHUT UP I DON'T KNOW OKAY.
Draken: Just get him a treat or something. What does he like that you know Mikey?
Mikey: Hmmmmm...OH YEAH WAIT I REMEMBER! Okay *writes down aggressively*
Y/n: Everyone already wrote down their gifts???
Y/n: Alrighty then! Let's get a move on it!
Sanzu: These actually look nice y/n
Takemitchi: Hey maybe we can binge watch some of his favourite animes after the party
Mucho: Alright you guys go ahead then, I need my sleep
Hakkai: Uhm Taka-chan, you didn't write anything to Baji and Smiley. What're you gonna give Chifuyu?
Mitsuya: Oh I made him a lil something ;)
Y/n: OKAY. EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD SO FAR
Takemitchi: You're way too hyper about this y/n...
Y/n: I'M JUST EXCITED WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS I'M SORRY AAAAAA
Angry: *chuckling* Calm down y/n
Y/n: But anyhow, WHERE IS THE CAKE?
Takemitchi: Ah? I'm not sure...
Mikey: *panting* WE'RE *wheeze* B-BACK. *wheeze*
Draken: You see this is why we don't trust the two of you alone together.
Kazutora: OKAY SO WE GOT LOST GETTING BACK HOME SO WHAT?!
Mikey: At *wheeze* least we...got the *wheeze* cake... Safe and un...harmed...
Draken: I already told this idiot not to run so fast.
Kazutora: I mean he's basically the fastest one out of all of us
Mitsuya: We'll just leave him on the couch till he wakes up again
Pah: How's the cake looking by the way?
Draken: It actually looks nice. Great job y/n
Y/n: EHEHEHEHEHE THANK YOUUU
Sanzu: Is everyone here already?
Y/n: Well there's Baji and Smiley still getting the presents
Mitsuya: Any updates on Chifuyu?
Y/n: He's currently cursing at me because he couldn't find his books hehe 😻
Y/n: Yeah but imma call Baji and see what they're up to
Smiley: OKAY WE'RE BACCCCKK
Y/n: MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY CALLS?
Baji: Aye relax alright? We were just too into it and too focused
Smiley: Yeah, we gotta go from point A to point B kapeesh?
Y/n: Okay just place the presents on this table right here and head to your places!
Baji: You sound like a teacher directing a play to be honest.
Kazutora: Deja vu my guy?
Y/n: Okay Chifuyu's on his way home and if he sounds cranky just ignore him okay?
Takemitchi: Yeah cuz that's all on you
Mitsuya: Switch off the lights
Y/n: Oop I hear him SHHHHH
*door opening aggressively*
Chifuyu: My. God. Y/n. I don't know what joke you're playing right now but that wasn't FUNNY.
Y/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIFUYU!!!
Chifuyu: Oh... You guys...
Takemitchi: Happy Birthday Partner!
Baji: Happy Birthday Fuyu
Kazutora: Happy Birthday you nerd!
Chifuyu: *sniffling* You... You guys wait I...
Pah: Aww man don't cry on your birthday
Mikey: But it's not even today-
Mitsuya: Mikey just...shhh
Draken: Alright then, let's blow your candles
Hakkai: Yeah! Make a wish Chifuyu!
Chifuyu: Oh wow the cake-
Y/n: Hehe you're welcome<3
Chifuyu: T-thank you guys so much... I really appreciate this...
Smiley: Hey now don't keep us waitin, blow the candles already!
Y/n: YAAAAAY NOW IT'S CAKE TIME
Mikey: I CALL FIRST SLICE
Chifuyu: So there wasn't really a restock-
Y/n: No there wasn't. I'm sorry Fuyu:(
Chifuyu: Hhh, I'll let it slide this time.
Baji: Hey Chifuyu, whaddya wish for?
Kazutora: The hell Baji? If he tells you it won't come true
Takemitchi: I bet he wished for something corny
Y/n: Yeah maybe something like "I wish everyone and especially Baji-san, will never leave my side and be together forever" or something like that
Kazutora: Didn't you dream about something like that the other-
Mikey: Okay you homos we're eating this cake or what?
Pah: Hey Mikey don't be so Hydrophobic
Mitsuya: Pah it's not... You know what forget it.
<And then they went to watch some anime after eating until the break of dawn while Mucho went to bed♡>
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