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I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"

to be clear im not saying never get married, im saying marriage is a crass, practical legal procedure and should be done for crass, practical legal reasons. and never marry a man who won't do dishes.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

this is what prank youtubers and content creators should have been doing this whole time instead of harassing minimum wage service employees at fast food restaurants

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

even if our interactions never extend beyond liking and reblogging eachother i am thankful to know you at all

thank you landmineblogging (moves my foot)💥

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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