oh also one of the counselors threw up on the floor this morning and i cleaned it up and everyone was like wow bless you madison you are so strong lol like no you fuckers are just WEAK. mind you im the only one here without kids like do you assholes make your kids clean up their vomit because it grosses you out

just have to keep reminding myself that in just about a week i will be at the lake with my family everyday for days on end :-)

whenever nelson is begging for my food in a way that crosses my boundaries i will isolate the one part of the meal that he would actually not fuck with at all and i’ll let him smell it so that he becomes repulsed and runs away. for instance he was begging for a quesadilla, i know he would love to nibble on that shit, i let him take a sniff of the guacamole on the side and he’s like holy fucking shit THAT’S what you’re eating??? no thanks nasty bitch. he would have said that if he could.

i am so serious when i say i don’t see how ariana grande is gonna get through this three month long tour without being hospitalized

summer aesthetic is long hair and a big belly

genuinely can’t believe i get to meet my cousins next week. like i’ve met them before technically but they were babies so they don’t remember me and their parents are fucking weird and don’t send pictures or anything so i’ve deadass never seen them before. I CANT WAIT TO MAKE THEM LOVE ME

10pm just saw a shirtless man driving a riding lawnmower down my city street