so sure

listening to brand new and thinking of you (derogatory)

I honestly think that most people are handling their animals wrong. like why are you getting mad when they start growling and hissing when you pick them up and touch them and ignore all their signals that they Don't Like It and then get so upset and surprised when they swipe at you or bite! YOU'RE the problem here! LISTEN to them! they are displaying those signals to you for a reason!!

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

I am building a life I don’t need to escape from everybody say it with me!!!

for the record: i wrote 10k of indepth introspective character analysis turned personal projection fanfiction about francis from malcolm in the middle, never posted it anywhere, then changed all the names and submitted it for an lgbt essay scholarship as a dissertation on internalized homophobia’s psychological impact into adulthood and won $1000 so. first of all, follow your dreams, second of all, francis from malcolm in the middle is fucking gay

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

the fact that generative A.I. has created a completely new fundamental doubt in reality (checking to see if an artwork we see is manmade or not) and doubt in the instinct of enjoying art is unforgivable. its sickeningly tragic, and i mean it. NOTHING is worth this price and i hope that everyone will one day realize this.

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine