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Everyone in January: Happy new year!
The 'happy' new year: ....and Brutus is an honourable man.

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Thereâs something Frozen in the State of Denmark...
It doesnât work completely but please enjoy my spontaneous Hamlet rendition of âLet it goâ:
Hamlet no!
The snow glows white on the castle tonight,
they say a ghost is walking.
The kingdom is of Denmark,
and strangely Iâm not king.
The wind is howling like my drunk uncle inside,
couldnât kick him out, heaven knows Iâve tried.
Donât let them kiss donât let them scheme,
be the good son, punishâ thâ adulterous queen.
Conceal, donât feel donât let them know,
Well, they donât know-
Hamlet no, Hamlet no,
just hold it back a lilâ more.
Hamlet no, Hamlet no,
Proof first then blood galore!
I donât care what theyâre going to say,
Pretend to be mad, rage on,
âpheliaâs feelings never bothered me anyway.
Itâs how funny the Queen, just gives this satyr all,
and here I stage the play, that will prepare his fall,
Itâs time to see what I can do,
To trap the conscience of a fool.
No lies, no ghosts, just truth for me.
I see!
Hamlet no, Hamlet  no,
Let not his soul to heaven fly,
Hamlet no, Hamlet no,
In his adulterâus bed heâll die,
Here I stand and here I slay.
Let âphelia rage onâŚ.
My small mistake, sent Polonius to the ground. Â
My old friends, are to their death in England bound.
And Laertesâ wild revolt hits like a fiery blast.
Yeah Danish monarchs, soon are thing of past.
Hamlet no, Hamlet no,
As men stand with rapiers drawn,
Hamlet no, Hamlet no,
Cupâs poisioned, Queen is gone
Here I stand and the King I slay,
Let Fortinbras rage on,
The rest is silence anyway.
Is the RetJ fandom still alive????
I'm in love with the Hungarian version since I was 12 and, as a cosplayer, I had to cosplay Zoli's awesome Mercutio
I give you the Esq. Francis Eugene Puffington.
There's something deeply satisfying about stabbing stuff with a needle.
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"This, by his quack, should be a Montaduck!"
Bonus:
It's also fully cat-approved.

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european musicals but explained very badly
suicidal empress haunted by monarchic bullshit, also ex-boyfriend death
star-crossed lovers haunted by family feud bullshit, also would-be girlfriend death
people in shitty dystopian society about to be ruled by a right-wing neonazi fascist care a lot about starring in a popular tv show
dancing vampires troll, flirt with vampire hunters
gypsy girl gives a hunchback, a priest, and a soldier massive boners, also urges to deport dancing immigrantsÂ
nameless narrator haunted by husbandâs dead wife, also power ballads
suicidal empressâ suicidal son haunted by monarchic bullshit, also power ballads
mozart, but as a rocker haunted by monarchic bullshit and his genius
mozart, but as a rocker haunted by monarchic bullshit and goth!salieri
louis xiv, but in a love monarchic triangle
cinderella, but with irish jig bullshit
the count of monte cristo, but russian
The average Victor Hugo novel is actually 3 normal novels in a trenchcoat carrying 4 street maps.
Hey, you. Yes, you. Go drink some fcking water.
Shakespeare according to Gru
Macbeth
Hamlet
Loveâs Labours Lost
A Midsummer Nightâs Dream
Richard III
Henry V
Othello
I am sure some of these have already been done and I am a million years late but I couldnât help myselfâŚ
ÂŤTomorrow the sun will come up again, and Iâm pretty sure that whatever happens we wonât have found Freedom, and there wonât be a whole lot of Justice, and Iâm damn sure we wonât have found Truth. But itâs just possible that I might get a hard-boiled eggÂť. â Terry Pratchett, Night Watch.

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ITâS NOT âPEEKEDâ MY INTEREST
OR âPEAKEDâ
BUT PIQUED
âPIQUED MY INTERESTâ
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOTÂ âPHASEDâ. YOU AREÂ âFAZED.â
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU AREÂ âWEARYâ. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU AREÂ âWARYâ.
ALL IN âDUEâ TIME, NOT âDOâ TIME
âPER SEâ NOT âPER SAYâ
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but oneâs mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - ITâS A DUMPLING THATâS ALL IT IS ITâS A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOTÂ âBALLâ YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCKâS SAKE, ITâS NOT âSIKEâ; ITâS âPSYCHâ. AS IN âI PSYCHED YOU OUTâ; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASNâT TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
ITâS âMIGHT AS WELLâ. âMIND AS WELLâ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM âSLYâ) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
ITâS âSLEIGHT OF HANDâ.
CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?
ITâS NOTÂ âCOULD OFâ, THAT DOESNâT MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. ITâSÂ âCOULD HAVEâ. SAME APPLIES TOÂ âSHOULD HAVEâ.
And this is why my students look at me as though Iâm the devil when I try to tell them that no iâm not lying this really is a thing
ITâS âCOULDNâT CARE LESSâ NOT âCOULD CARE LESSâ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE
itâs âcouldnât care lessâ not âcould care lessâ if you could care less that means you care
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Please check out Homophones Weakly.
Itâs a treasure trove.
And a goddamn delight.
I laughed so hard
as a person whose native language isnât English, I truly appreciate this
Intents. And. Purposes. Not intensive purposes. (Or intensive porpoises, for that matter.)
Dog eat dog world.
Not doggy dog world, although that might be a nice world.
europe now
watching eurovision voting like
choose your fighter

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me @ the Eurovision jury every year:
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