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the most realistic thing about Doctor Who and Much Ado About Nothing is how men fall over trying to impress and appease Catherine Tate.

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Laertes had known Hamlet since they were born, and never really liked his drama — it might have reminded him of his father, Polonius. So when he learned that his sister was with the prince, the hate evolved, this is how I imagine an average dinner at Elsinore:

KING CLAUDIUS: So, Hamlet, how are your studies going?

HAMLET: I am contemplating the fact that the stars might be non-existent and just a projection of human goodness in the dark of the night, which is of course the venom of the man.

LAERTES: Dude what th-

OPHELIA: *kicking him under the table*

LAERTES: -the projection, yes, interesting...

LAERTES: *whispering to his sister*: Ophelia, what do you even like about this guy?

HAMLET: Also, I hate women.

OPHELIA: So you're breaking up with me?

LAERTES: So I can stop pretending that I like your man?

(don't even ask, I'm tired)

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Modern AU where Mercutio calls Tybalt a pussy just to piss him off

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Mercutio: Hey, do you know the password to Tybalt’s computer?

Benvolio: Fuck you, Mercutio.

Mercutio: Hey!!

Benvolio: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouMercutio".

Mercutio: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.

Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.

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