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i'm probably not old enough to be your mom (...but if i am, you're prob too young to be on tumblr) and i don't care who interacts with my circus, so i'm not going to tell you what to do. that said, if you're here on my blog, it's because you're choosing to be. you're in control of your experience on the internet, and the block button is easy to find if you need it.
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okay I love being self indulgent so I’m gonna get weird about them being into cbt, on account of I know that THEY would be weird about being into cbt. the way ruben is obsessed with niall’s dick makes me think that mostly ruben would be super into it and niall would hesitantly be along for the ride, up until he sees the way it makes ruben look at him with hyper-focused almost manic lust and then niall would be into it just for that kind of attention from ruben
most importantly: ruben always comes first
1. sounding
ruben would practically vibrate out of his skin if niall ever gave the green light for sounding. the psychosexual nirvana he’d ascend to upon penetrating that which penetrates… penetrating niall in this way, like be serious, he’d come before niall without even touching himself. he’d probably go too rough or deep a few times, or skip a size and go just a little too big, and then hold niall down and tell him he can take it, just breathe through the awful wonderful burning pleasurepain, follow ruben’s breath—just so ruben could watch the bulge of the sound all the way down the underside of niall’s cock
niall’s orgasm would definitely hurt, especially if ruben didn’t pull the sound out all the way and niall had to come around it, cum slowly pulsing out around the metal. he’d finally pull the sound out, give niall a few tight strokes base to tip to force all the cum out before digging his thumb into niall’s wet sore slit, maybe pressing just sliiiightly into the overstretched hole
(bonus points if niall pisses blood for a day or two after)
2. docking
not quite as cbt and this would of course assume they’re both uncut but I think they’d switch off who like… ‘covers’ the other (I don’t really know terminology lol). ruben would want to envelop niall’s cockhead, I just know he wouldn’t be able to look away from the way he’d have this sort of almost… control? over niall’s cock. and at the same time, he’d love the concept of ‘protecting’ niall’s cock like this. he’d get a fist around both of their cockheads right where they’re connected and give these tiny wet little jerks over both of them just to hear the whines niall would make as their slits smush together, such delicate, oversensitive skin pressing tight
and then niall covering ruben’s cockhead? it would never last long. ruben would love it soooo much. he’d curl over and drop his forehead to niall’s shoulder so he could stare down and watch and probably make these horrible mortifying little moans, unable to stop himself from coming so fucking messy all over both their cocks in record time. he’d love it
(bonus points if this is one of the few times they really lean into a true D/s dynamic with niall taking lead and saying nasty shit to ruben until ruben absolutely loses it)
3. chastity
ruben would put the key on the chain around his neck next to the ring. he’d make niall walk all over the house for every little thing just so he could hear the faint metallic sound of the jangling lock and know that his cock (because it is his, that huge cock belongs to ruben only) is locked up tight. he’d keep niall locked up for days, maybe working up to weeks, and make niall get him off every day—maybe once when they wake up and again before bed—and he’d only take niall’s cage off when he’d want to wash niall up himself, and then make him come. he’d either give niall a too-tight handjob (and laugh in a meanfond way when niall comes all over his fist way too fast), blow niall with the occasional scrape of teeth that would make niall hiss in pain but not enough to stop him from coming, orrrrr make niall jerk off in front of him
when he’d be feeling his meanest, he’d get niall right up to the edge of orgasm before denying it, just for the way niall would gasp and cry and hump the air for any scrap of friction that ruben would refuse to give him. he’d wipe niall’s tears, wait for his dick to go soft, then lock him up again
(bonus points if he finally unlocks niall a few days later and then overstims him through multiple orgasms until niall is crying and maybe passes out a little <3 he’s gotta make sure he gets all that built-up cum out, right?)
4. on that note, overstim/multiple orgasms
I just think niall would look sooo pretty after his fourth wet orgasm, then even prettier after his third dry orgasm after that. ruben would think so too. niall with tears down his cheeks, lips bitten to bleeding, voice raspy and shot after so much screaming and begging. eyes unfocused, not even on planet earth. ruben would want to absolutely destroy him. he’d want everything he could take from niall’s cock. he’d want to make niall feel so good it hurts, and would only stop when niall passes out
(bonus points if, before they start, ruben makes niall get him off first because he knows it gets niall hard. then partway through the overstimming, maybe after niall’s fifth orgasm, ruben would straddle niall’s chest and jerk off and come all over him. niall would think they’re finally done, that it’s finally over and ruben will let him rest—and then his eyes would widen in fear when ruben would shift down again and force a few more orgasms out of him. niall would beg for him to stop, no more, please he can’t come again, please not again, please stop but also please don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t stop—)
honorable mention: ruben would love getting his balls crushed during a hand or blowjob. after enough times, niall would know exactly how hard to squeeze to make ruben gasp through gritted teeth, grip niall’s shoulder so hard there’d be bruises, and instantly come. trust me on this one
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@ my lovely richard gadd hypotheticals anon(s) (not sure if there’s one or multiple) - I genuinely love these asks but I fear we’re veering into some deeply speculative territory that I’ve set boundaries against in previous rpf fandoms to remind myself that I Do Not Know This Person and catch when I start projecting
nothing wrong with thinking thoughts and being curious! at the same time, there are nuances to rpf for me (that even I don’t always understand until I run into them) and some just squick me out a bit, so there are a few asks in my inbox I’m going to let lie <3
Beige flag is like an eccentric or quirky habit in a romantic partner that is neither a dealbreaker (red flag) nor a positive trait (green flag)
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ohhh what a fun concept lol not bad, not good, but a secret third thing (weirdo behavior)
for rg.. genuinely idk! first and foremost that guy is a clown so I’m sure he’s got some sillygoofy quirks (but who doesn’t)! maybe he puts milk in the bowl first before the cereal, or gets in the shower first and THEN turns the water on, or some shit equivalent
i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.
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3 times Ruben grabbed Niall by his shirt & the 1 time Niall grabbed Ruben by his
Character Duo Highlight: Ruben Pallister & Niall Kennedy
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