what are you doing in my swamp

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain’t even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

Important reminder

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

Mammoth still existed on the earth while the pyramids where being built

The oldest written story we have begins "In those days, in those distant days"

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

I'm taking this scene and substituting what Himeko said with yes she is the Trailblazer's mom. Idk if I'm delulu.

Forgor my keys ;-;

door stuck

tip: try meowing like a newborn kitten infront of you door loudly

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.