ey yo

afternoon nap

(these photos are real) They have to put my daughter through AI because they can’t handle her true beauty

Miinankylväjä is "mine planter/sower", but riidankylväjä is a person who causes trouble/fights :'D

the productivity creatures

2013-07-24

— Hugo Höppener, 1897

Heirloom tomatoes are so pretty...

I quite like drawing with kidpix

The more you know.

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

This is killing me

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

....but they also taught me about whoop whoops and yobbos and bogan and derros and no wuckas and having a blue and bloody oath and things that look like a dog's breakfast or people with heads like a half-sucked mango and being legless and having buckley's chance how she'll be apples, guaranteed.

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure