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pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

mrhealyourgirl

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

#meeee

desert-palm

captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

swagophile

me if i was a lizard: I need to warm myself in the sun for multiple hours NOW

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swagophile

call me Soupophile the way i be jerkingggg off to this stew

velvetys

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

ashes2caches

i really like it when trans girls smile…

mollyjames

tripped at the first hurdle

mollyjames

she brought her home anyway

mollyjames

janmisali

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

elamarth-calmagol

Confused by the numbering choices here

janmisali

that's the order numbers go in.

virtualgirladvance

but the middle one?

janmisali

4 and 5 do in fact go between 3 and 6

#E

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sailatina3

Blue is a color for girls. Pink is for girls. Black is for girls. White is for girls. Brown, yellow, orange, red, turquoise, crimson, green, all colors are girl colors. There are no boy colors. It is simply not possible. Boys dont get colors. Boys do not exist.

My skin is a girl color. My eyes are a girl color. My blood is the color of women. And so is yours.

502-tachibana

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

kiwistarrrzz

yall know what time it is

skarchomp

flipping off animals is a really underappreciated form of comedy

maxknightley

HAVE YOU BEEN FLIPPING OFF THE CAT AGAIN

skarchomp

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las-lus

btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition

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