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Love Begins
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.
Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)
and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her
This is killing me
Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:
Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)
Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)
Having a sticky beak (Investigating)
Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)
Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)
Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)
Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)
Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)
Thongs (flip flops)
Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)
Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)
Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)
Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)
Having a piss-up (A social gathering)
I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)
A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)
getting exposed to 5SOS taught me about goons and shouts.
....but they also taught me about whoop whoops and yobbos and bogan and derros and no wuckas and having a blue and bloody oath and things that look like a dog's breakfast or people with heads like a half-sucked mango and being legless and having buckley's chance how she'll be apples, guaranteed.
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
y'all need to watch this this pride month
I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there
I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

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Donβt usually go on Facebook because itβs fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.
when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
HELP.

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i cast happy thoughts
Nicole
I love you transgender women!!!!!!
you have permission to kill anyone who doesn't love transgender women!!!!
i wish i knew how to deal with negative emotions.
you and me both, i think you kinda just have to wait it out :\
the only way i've really found is to spend several hours trying really hard to channel the energy from negative emotions into love. it really hurts though
i'll try and remember to do this, changing our thoughts will help in the long term and i would rather channel love than wallow in despair
it should get easier and more natural with time, i hope it does
we deserve it
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you!Β Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Damn itβs been a good run but we really are dying for real once the show ends π
i wish i knew how to deal with negative emotions.
you and me both, i think you kinda just have to wait it out :\
the only way i've really found is to spend several hours trying really hard to channel the energy from negative emotions into love. it really hurts though
i'll try and remember to do this, changing our thoughts will help in the long term and i would rather channel love than wallow in despair
it should get easier and more natural with time, i hope it does
we deserve it