ey yo

you're cute and it's tuesday

incest job from a girl with big sisters

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

plushy should be a little lopsided it's very important

her eyes are different and her stitching's weird and one of her paws doesn't quite sit flat on the ground and you need to love her for it okay?

loyal knight

tamed dragon.

[Video description: Someone offscreen uses a Hatsune Miku hand puppet to play an IPad rhythm game. The song has a fast tempo and a complicated beat pattern on the game. The player doesn't miss a beat. When the song ends, the game shows, "Full Combo." The Miku puppet does a happy dance. /end description]

all men should become women

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.