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This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work
How i feel whenever someone i know says they dont eat 3 meals a day
Not exaggerating when I say Senshi helps me TO THIS DAY in my quest to quiet my eating disorder. Yeah I could count every calorie and starve myself ... or I could eat amazing food and imagine sharing it with Senshi and watching him enjoy it as much as I do!
Like. That's not even a competition.
I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat
@mxtr3ssquickly @notthemonthbutmarch @to-be-kind-takes-work @kohlgrey @its-me-myself-andi THIS
I have an art studio full of fabric scissors and a local library full of the best people on the earth, and you know? It's fucking rad.
sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.
Christ.
@mxtr3ssquickly you and the spouse are in New England, right? Are you doing ok?
It's goddamn apocalyptic here. I walked quite a bit outside yesterday and my eyes are burning and red today. I'm so mad about climate change, I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest
We saw you from across the graveyard and we really hate your vibe
coming with yet another bloodymary AU…
ryland is a twitch streamer in his free time. all he does is talk about science. he often does streams titled "i have a doctorate in molecular biology: ask me anything!" and things like that. he feels quite isolated since he’s been kicked out of his field and it helps him. he’s not popular or anything, really the opposite, his highest number of viewers is 15, on average it’s more around 8-10. which is more than enough for him. plus, he has regulars. three people who watches every single one of his streams and have been since the beginning.
what’s great about being a small streamer is that you really get to know the people who watches you. so ryland knows the names of these three viewers, even their age, gender, what they do in life. he knows that two of them are women, one -jane, 22- studying astrophysics and the other -yasmina, 30- working as a laboratory technician. then there was a man named simon. and that’s all he knew about him.
simon always asked the most questions. always seemed to be the most interested in the science and what ryland had to say. but whenever the subject would divert and ryland would start talking about how much he wanted a cat and ask "do you guys have any pet?", simon would never answer. not even when he asked what his viewers had for dinner. and ryland was frustrated.
for a reason he ignored, he wanted to know the other man.
simon never went to school. it was something he was quite ashamed of.
he had teachers, sure. he learned how to read, write, count. he never learned about science.
or, well, he learned that science was a list of things the government wanted you to believe to pull you away from God. because of course, God created the universe, and evolution was bullshit.
simon realized he grew up in a cult. he escaped, built a life for himself. his dad had teached him how to install a light switch once, and it’s the only thing he remembers being interested about. so he follows training and becomes an electrician. and soon came to the realisation that he didn’t know anything about the world around him. so he started to learn.
it’s not so long after that he stumbles across this streamer called ‘RGrace’ and saw the title of his lifestream ‘i have a doctorate in molecular biology: ask me anything!’. simon had no idea what molecular biology was. so he joined the live and asked.
and the man answered with such passion and excitement that simon found himself fascinated, and wanting to learn even more. so he asked more. and more. the man was an excellent teacher, and on top of that, there was only four people watching, including simon, so all his questions were left answered.
simon kept coming back. he soon came to find out that the man’s name was ryland grace and he was a scientist turned middle school teacher. ryland not always talked about science. sometimes he came on live just to talk about anything, and the man sure liked to talk. he would go on for hours about anything that went through his head. sometimes it would start science and then after an hour the subject has diverted all the way to his favourite pokemons and somehow it was just as interesting to simon.
but sometimes the subject diverted back to the viewers. because there was always very few of them, ryland was able to get to know each of them. whenever ryland asked questions, simon never answered. he never even gave him his name, but it was in his username, so.
it’s not that simon didn’t want to participate. he did. but he felt so small compared to the other people watching the stream. very often the conversation between ryland and the other viewers would go back and forth, there was an astrophysics student, a lab tech, sometimes this botanic professor would join in too, and they were all so smart. and simon was just there. and he wasn’t smart.
surely ryland wouldn’t be interested in the life of an electrician who never went to school.
that is until he gets called to fix a malfunctioning electrical panel and the man who opens the door is a blond man with glasses named ryland grace.
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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Had fun making this! Enjoy to all the ppl still locked in on PHM and who maybe like altj
"why did you write that"
my fetish
my friend's fetish
not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.
4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy
Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis
his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!
ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!
@pokkitsize I, uh. I think you need this, love.
TVL sucks
TVL swallows.

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some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!