20 Questions for Fic Writers
Tagged by @fipindustries
(Attempting to add information that's true to the spirit of the question by including information from outside AO3)
How many works do you have on AO3?
38, then RoyalRoad has another 3, and Kindle has another 10, but those 10 represent books from the same three serials on RoyalRoad.
What's your total word count?
381,794 on AO3, then RoyalRoad has 1,661,646, Kindle Unlimited has another 2,145,276, and Patreon has another 15 chapters with ~75,000. Total is 4,263,716. This doesn't include Dark Wizard of Donkerk, AGARES, Shadows of the Limelight, and a few others. I think I would feel comfortable being quoted as having 4.5 million published words. If I pressed publish on every in-progress project that's within a reasonable distance of completion, it would be past 5 million.
What fandoms do you write for?
It's all original work, with very few exceptions, and if I do write fanfic I tend not to visit the same fandom twice.
Top 5 fics by kudos?
Worth the Candle (original work, now hidden, litRPG self-insert fantasy, 8,782 kudos)
Worth the Candle: The Exclusionary Principle, 9th Edition (original work, splatbook, 501 kudos)
A Common Sense Guide to Doing the Most Good (Superman, effective altruism, 493 kudos)
Eager Readers in Your Area (original work, near future scifi, 327 kudos)
Instruments of Destruction (Star Wars, project management, 313 kudos)
Honorary mention to Metropolitan Man, which was originally published on fanfiction.net and has 1,591 favs, though the ratio of kudos to favs is unclear.
Do you respond to comments?
I have 2341 unread comments on AO3. I don't know that I can easily calculate the number on RoyalRoad, but I would guess I've read about 300, of the 7,321 total. I read all comments on Patreon, reddit, and discord, unless there's a long-winded argument or I am tired that day. Comment aversion keeps me sane. I do sometimes think to myself that it's good for engagement to read comments and reply to them thoughtfully, at least in the abstract, but these efforts usually don't last terribly long. I think as an author you're the steward of the work, and in an ideal world this means being an active presence among the readership, never balking at criticism, never giving too much away, just a dedicated and tireless caretaker. I didn't become a writer to manage socials though.
Whats the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Hrm. Metropolitan Man, maybe?
What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Not going to directly answer this, because it's spoilers, but let's just say that one of my fics ends with everyone in heaven. But also, there's a fair bit of angst about the particulars of heaven and some readers have called it horrific or upsetting for various principled reasons.
Do you get hate on fics?
Absolutely, it's one of the reasons that I stopped reading comments. I've been told to kill myself multiple times because I did not portray Superman as a beacon of hope.
Do you write smut?
No, aside from a few explicit scenes in non-smut works. Someday, Kensuke Fucks the World will come out, but it's not straight smut, and not written for you to jerk off to. I've also written a fair amount of unpublished smut.
Do you write crossovers?
Nope. My approach to writing doesn't tend to be amenable to it.
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Yes, but I don't think "stolen" is the right word. I've had my copyright infringed, and I've been plagiarized, both on multiple occasions.
Have you ever had your fic translated?
Yes, a few times, though I tend not to pay attention to the translations because I have no capacity to verify them or (usually) get any feedback from that pool of readers.
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No, though I've had some co-writing experiences that didn't produce all that much of note.
What's your all-time favorite ship?
Fuck, I think it might legitimately be Draco and Hermione. That's embarrassing. But not Dramione in a cringe way, in a way where it's about learning not to be the person who made you and the triumph of love in the face of hatred. In this essay, I will
What is a current WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I somehow believe that I will finish all my WIPs some day. I guess if I had to pick one, Glimwarden.
What are your writing strengths?
I guess if pressed I would say worldbuilding, but I do think I'm pretty good with dialog too.
What are your writing weaknesses?
Workmanlike prose, a tendency to have conversations not get to the point or wrap up cleanly, a decided lack of joy
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?
I have never done this. Seems tough.
First fandom you wrote for?
Uh β¦ looks like it's Terminator.
Favorite fic you've ever written?
I think it might be Eager Readers in Your Area, mostly because it's short and to the point, and I never have thoughts about what I would change to make it better, even on reread. There are fics that I'm more proud of, but those I'm more reserved in my affection.
I used to love doing questionnaires like this. I would do one or two a week, just plow through a list that someone had compiled and record my thoughts and opinions. They weren't about writing, just everyday stuff, like a question about what my favorite kind of sandwich is, or who was the last person I talked to, or the last movie I saw in theaters. There was always something meditative about them, spilling out of the self. It's probably been ten years since I've done one of these. But it'll probably be a long time before I do another.