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More great fics beneath the cut! I had a much easier time making this list from my laptop. Do not recommend using a smartphone to format long tumblr posts.
i would just like to thank you for providing us with the motherload of gorgeous hollanov fanart 🙏🫶
Really really sweet thank you so much. Here’s a collection of some of my faves I’ve done all in one nice spot.
Unlikely Animal Friends is now complete on ao3!
I had so much fun writing this rom-com version of them and I hope you enjoy it too!
Chapter 1 - Harold
Shane takes his job as a senior aquarist at Aquarium Métropolitain very seriously. Which is why he’s just as surprised as you are to find himself on his knees in front of Ilya Rozanov in the North Atlantic exhibit, the Russian’s broad shoulders leaning against a column of moon jellyfish drifting in a swirl of indigo blue.
It’s hard to think about anything with Ilya’s dick right there for the taking, but there is a little part of him thinking this is not what his boss meant when she told Shane to make sure the jellies were adjusting to their new home before he left for the day. At least the exhibit doesn’t have cameras installed yet.
“Is fine, Hollander.” Ilya’s fingers thread through his hair, squeezing gently until Shane focuses on him again. “They are jellyfish, yes? They can’t see.”
“Actually…” Shane says. And he hates that he is this person, especially that he is this person in this situation, but he is this person. “They can.”
And how did he find himself here, where he absolutely shouldn't be, concerned about all the wrong things, you ask? Well, it all started with a missing bed, a marriage of (in)convenience, and temporary custody of a crocodile an alligator named Chompy.
keep reading at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85103436/chapters/224713286
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
THANK YOU

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# (ALMOST) EVERY TIME SHANE MADE ILYA ROZANOV SMILE
CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS as ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
Thank you to all the podficcers for making Fanfiction more accessible!!!
I love you all
Unlikely Animal Friends is now complete on ao3!
I had so much fun writing this rom-com version of them and I hope you enjoy it too!
Chapter 1 - Harold
Shane takes his job as a senior aquarist at Aquarium Métropolitain very seriously. Which is why he’s just as surprised as you are to find himself on his knees in front of Ilya Rozanov in the North Atlantic exhibit, the Russian’s broad shoulders leaning against a column of moon jellyfish drifting in a swirl of indigo blue.
It’s hard to think about anything with Ilya’s dick right there for the taking, but there is a little part of him thinking this is not what his boss meant when she told Shane to make sure the jellies were adjusting to their new home before he left for the day. At least the exhibit doesn’t have cameras installed yet.
“Is fine, Hollander.” Ilya’s fingers thread through his hair, squeezing gently until Shane focuses on him again. “They are jellyfish, yes? They can’t see.”
“Actually…” Shane says. And he hates that he is this person, especially that he is this person in this situation, but he is this person. “They can.”
And how did he find himself here, where he absolutely shouldn't be, concerned about all the wrong things, you ask? Well, it all started with a missing bed, a marriage of (in)convenience, and temporary custody of a crocodile an alligator named Chompy.
keep reading at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85103436/chapters/224713286
"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.
I misunderstood the directions. Life now covered in green fuzz. Help!
Baby Shane with his parents 🐞❤️

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I'm Just Happy You Still Call
Yuna Hollander knows that it is normal for children to distance themselves from their parents as they approach adulthood. She expected it when Shane was a teenager, when he moved to Kingston for juniors, even later, when he moved to Montreal. When they stayed close, when he seemed happy to see them at his games, to have her managing his career, when he seemed not only to love them, but to still like having them around… When he invited her for dinner with his boyfriend and the four of them laughed until the summer sun dropped below the lake, she thought maybe this was one challenge of parenthood she would be spared. Which makes the day it finally happens all the harder to bear.
Or, Yuna Hollander and the joy and anguish of growing up. Or, a not-so-short Yuna Hollander character study set between Heated Rivalry and The Long Game.
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As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.
They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.
Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.
Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.
Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"
Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.
Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."
Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.
Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.
Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.
Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.
I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.
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this was supposed to be a simple comic and then it took endless hours to finish rip. i love their summer flirting across timezones.
i also cross-posted to ao3 if you'd like to leave a comment!
based on something tim stützle said about training with claude giroux:
"I mean, we go at it in the summer, too. Last summer he texted me at like 9PM German time. He texted me, hey can you go run 5k for me, because I wanna, like, check times, and he knows I'm probably better than him, so he wanted to push himself. And I went to the gym at like 9PM and ran 5k for him, and I beat him pretty good and he wasn't too happy about it. He didn't believe me, so."
The 🔥GYM SCENE🔥 is here✨️
• Hotel gym, 2am •
Thank you so much for the appreciation towards this short Hollanova fan comic of mine~
(I can't believe we reached +60k likes on IG, you're very welcome to check my profile there too~)
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