I hope I'm Friend Shaped

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

writing is actually super easy if u just make every character a self insert