perhaps maybe a little bug-like

On behalf of Doctor Timothy Leary and in association with the Legion of Illuminated Social Rejects, and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called United States, I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon, or at least to instruct, the honerable musicians as to the methods and motives of a truly bizzare reality: The Weird Revolution. Thomas Jefferson, co-founder and president of this normally corrupt nation said, "If god is truly just I tremble for the fate of my country." Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with: the so-called "weirdos" in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him. Which came first you may ask? Chicken or egg you may ask, well the chicken of course, and its time to break this weird ass chain. The weird masses dont want to be normalized, weirdos want to be abnormal! The freaks cant be formally normalized nor can we be normally formalized, what we want is complete weirdification! Basically we don't want weirdness from the normal man! We don't want to be freaked out by the normal man! We want to outfreak the normal man! The normal man entices and prostitutes and preforms surgry on our weird women! Yes, even your mother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies, and if you weird out his daughter he'll blast your ass. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander are you freaking with me. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander, so you can pluck out his feathers and smile, because you are defending our weird women from the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed bow-legged NORMAL MAN!