Wicked Witch of the East

World Heritage Post

@noelle217

This is adorable

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

I need that cap for my collection

holy fucking shit

I hate all of you.

What in the fuck

@alsoapun i feel like i went through a religious experience

my phone is glitchign f and crdhshinf because of how flong this post is and i cant tyepe right

I think I’m having a stroke.

Trainfuck

Perfect post

I take it back fuck this fucking post.

I’m back from having not been on here for more than a minute the past few months and this is the bullshit I first see

Welcome back Tazzy

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold