I Put The Fun In Disfunction

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

well at least post something you made yourself instead of someone else’s joke.

they just said they can't.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

cow furries and fat girls in cow print bikinis r the only positive things to come out of any of this.

Green heron (Butorides virescens)