i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.