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god. shinzo abe got his shit wrecked by a goddamn doohickey but the lethal gunshot wound capital of the world cant aim for shit. what the fuck is the second amendment even for

it’s like a spot the difference game with you people

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people