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You are my God

You are my Universe

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binghespeerlesscucumber

Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.

When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?

Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.

Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.

ghost-kings-court-jester

The thing is, everyone in TGCF is old as fuck, right? Like, most of the main characters are 800+, BUT only Xie Lian feels like he is spiritually 800.

Like, that man has lived, breathed and died for every second of all those 800 years; he is peepaw. Everyone else is still very much like 17-30 mentally, and it FUCKING shows. Heaven just feels like the PHD corners of a college campus.

Hua Cheng is the only one who even comes close to being on Xie Lian’s level, but that’s cause he is one of those young people with the souls of an ancient being kinda characters like he’s giving teen vampire boyfriend like he still very much feels like he’s 25 but he’s been 25 forever.

Xie Lian feels like he’s having his 80th mid life crisis in every scene. Like, genuinely, the ghosts were right to call Xie Lian granduncle; that is a peepaw with his twink husband, and I stand by that.

fabuloustrash05

I kept giggling while making this while reading TGCF

wolfythewitch

Grace doodle

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prguitarman

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

i-wanna-be-cute

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

ergoargo

Pre-confession hualian is so funny, because for like, two books straight, their go-to solution for literally all of their problems was to just make out. Platonically. As bros do. Someone gets decapitated, and not even five seconds later, they’re rolling around, pinning each other down, making out on the floor, SO LOUDLY that Qi Rong thinks they’re being robbed. And they have the AUDACITY to assume both of their feelings are unrequited. Like dude- you’ve put your tongues in each other’s mouths MULTIPLE TIMES, WDYM YOU AREN’T GAY??? THAT’S NOT YOUR HOMIE, THAT’S YOUR HUSBAND.

grrlterrier

One of my favourite customer interactions

girlhusband1kw

After they finish their drink the shirt changes to 98%

the-haiku-bot

After they finish

their drink the shirt changes to

98%

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

legacysat

Sony Walkman, 7 band cassette-corder WA-5000, 1986

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transgambit

what is the truth

comedyke-deactivated20171209

they’re married you asshole

transgambit

u right, my bad

h0odierich-deactivated20170708

what-ever-what-ever-what-ever

thats their lesbian daughter

the-tired-opossum

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

fruitgravies

codependent 🐰🦊

insta • twt • bsky

swagvo1d

i hope i die warmed by the life i tried to live

turtlepsych0

modern genderbent fengqing

🙂

find me on insta <3

rosessared

where the rose is unfrozen

“For those who have to miss someone longer than they loved them”

Death picks

The prettiest flower

Wouldn’t you do that too

a blooming rose

That falls with grace

still beautiful

perhaps more so

Aphrodite in a rose

Death preserves

The Most beautiful

Joyous warden of

The Prison of thorns

Grasping youth

Its skeletal arms

the loveliest bloom

Strewn red petals

Through the runway it blows

Blood on cement

But the half

That remains

Never forgets

The loss of love

beauty for nothing

They wish

An unfrozen rose

No longer divine

Mortal and alive

They wish

A world

Where the rose

Is unfrozen

red turning brown,

beauty

all but gone

A person alive

lined petals

For Love

sees true beauty

in the eyes

the wrinkles

that speak

Of laughter and smiles

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gildatheplant

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

minty-mayhem

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

prescribedburning-deactivated20

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

elsegame

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

youngdiasporan

I think y’all are missing the point here.

forlovefromfear

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

jhenne-bean

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

eternal-dannation

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

swagvo1d

i love him

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