I'm in way too many fandoms

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

World Heritage Post

People suffering from Alectopause induced depression read The Unworthy by Agustina Bazterrica. TRUST me I've read every single book people bring up as an Alectopause filler and none of them came even close to giving me TLT vibes like this one did.