GOT 'EM

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

squeak for me my hamster of music

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

how many times do you think celegorm's been woken up at 2am by a distraught brother asking him to tell the birds to shut up

Three times a week for 2,000 years