GOT 'EM

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

I’m at a hardcore show asking people why the guy on stage is yelling at us

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever