GOT 'EM

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

its crazy how the presence of generative ai and its prevalent use by scammers and normies literally makes me want to never post anything creative on the internet ever again

got an ai comment on a fic i posted advertising its usage in writing fics. im going to never post again at this rate

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

Can you ask your man to stop saying that he needs to "lead a patrol to re-mark the borders" and just say he needs to use the bathroom

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea