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i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

bro thay put transgender in me

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground