Story Smithery

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

this is possibly more of an editing thing than a writing thing but I do like it when you start off with a paragraph or a sentence and you realise you can actually lop off whole bits and pieces of it and still have the intended meaning be carried by implication. that's not to say that being particularly descriptive is bad - if anything, with this approach, it means that adding extra description provides more emphasis due to the contrast of it all. you can use so few words to get your meaning across that when you choose to buckle down and spell it all out, that's because you choose to. that's how I'd like to write like, at least

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like