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Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Horrible job everyone

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

worth noting btw, this video is not just an unrelated funny clip. limmy streamed this live on justin.tv the day she died (he was also not shirtless for any of the stream till he began this moving, heartfelt tribute)

Happy Pride

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time