LIZZYLOLZ

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

This is an AI free zone, Thank you 😷

nipple sucking is top tier foreplay>>>>

Whenever republicans complain about the moral record of a democratic candidate by saying like “how have your standards fallen so low” I’m like hey Mr Kettle have you looked in the mirror lately

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Frankly, I don't buy the theory that the repeated sweeping deletions of trans women's blogs have principally been the product of bad-faith mass reporting campaigns abusing automated moderation. I've been falsely mass-reported before, on multiple occasions, and nothing's ever come of it. Someone is pulling that trigger.

it’s a beautiful summer for disappearing

tried to make a chocolate hard top on my Greek and chia yogurt so let’s see if I didn’t just curdle this yogurt with boiling hot chocolate 🫠

it didn’t curdle!!!! 🙌

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD