LI Z Z Y L O L Z

guiding someone through their first high casually encouraging them to take a few hits on their own and then finishing the joint via me shotgunning the rest of it to them so we’re basically making out as they get higher and higher

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

happy fourth of july fuck america fuck the supreme court fuck israel fuck capitalism fuck global warming fuck transphobia fuck shitty gun laws fuck billionaires fuck AI fuck nazis fuck racists fuck cops fuck everybody burn the system down

the path to a fat ass and bountiful tits is paved in meals you should let me cook for you

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.