whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Xena is wild because one episode you'll have a suroprisingly dark and grounded retelling of Caesar's campaign against the pirates complete with a historically accurate crucifixion scene and like three episodes later you have a wacky hijinks episode where Aphrodite hangs around in Victoria's Secret lingerie sounding like a stereotypical 90s bimbo.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them