oc vibes

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

“She ran boobily towards the car”

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[ID: a tweet by AerospaceCowboy that reads: '(talking to gf) would you still love me if my short-sighted quest for revenge consumed me. if i abandoned my ideals for the power to defeat those who have wronged me. if i became the very monster i sought to destroy.' The second image is cropped Tumblr tags that read, '*tendery* i'd kill you myself'. END ID]

When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE'S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

Burden bearing hips

"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

I do the hero’s journey every day but I don’t make a big deal about it

baby i refuse calls you wouldn't even believe

so stressed really need the comfort of a man's big big boobs in my face

nice bro. um… *kisses u hard* epic…