ever at your side.

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Still thinking about how in the episode of steven universe they revealed garnet is a fusion and a lesbian couple they had estelle sing what might be the best song in the entirr series about hows shes made out of love and it makes her able to defeat wannabe dbz villain jasper and it was all really cool and cinematic then like someone made a shitty undertale parody of the song and for the longest time that somehow became regarded as epitomal version of the song anyone remember that what the hell was up with that

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning