Intermission by Tool

Flametext “asexual pervert”

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

*removing your organs one by one*ok please stop screaming.like you know i have a problem with loud noises.can you try to be quieter?

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

My alone time is for everyone’s safety