the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

I was a little league umpire. I 100% completely believe that Bob Wilson caught a bullet over a disputed call.

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:

HE WHAT

It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.

He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks

seeing random old pictures of lesbian art from the seventies or whatever…make gay women fat again

literally 2016 moodboard lesbian tumblr was like a mass pysop to shift the public image of gay women from fat butch women to thin pale people in American apparel tennis skirts in a bid for acceptance from Big The Cw and its stans and I guess it worked because now allegedly 25% of movies have gay people in them and you can be a thin white gay girl and still be a princess Polly influencer or be a thin white stick and poke mullet queer and be in a Levi’s campaign but everyone’s like still actually deeply homophobic bc we never addressed how much the vilification of the big fat loud butch woman is like at the root of the reason all of us were scared to be gay in the first place so yeah. also I don’t actually know what psyop means

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

harry potter hbo reboot and three new star wars movies. haven’t we suffered enough

it's always so fucking funny to me when terfs are like "how can you say trans women and women are the same thing! being born as a man makes you different!" because like. yes. trans women and cis women are different. so are black women and white women. and straight women and queer woman. and women from different countries and different socioeconomic statuses. there's diversity in the experience of womanhood? what a wild concept

This. This is the core of it. This is why trans-exclusionary radical feminism is rooted in racism, colonialism, and imperialism. It excludes the idea that there can be any other type of “woman” except one very (white, colonialist, imperialist) definition.

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

I used to work for mall management and I promise you that sanitation and maintenance workers are the only things separating human civilization from the raw fucking animal darkness of wolves, chimps, and rats in the gutter

we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves rn.