keep living large scrappy

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

u have to value improvement over perfection. u have to value improvement over perfection. whiteknuckling the sink perfection will never be real u need to focus on chasing personal growth instead. *blood starts

we're saying hi if you want in on this

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

Why do we always get angry men with repressed gay desires. What about angry women with repressed gay desires huh. We need more faith lehanes in this world 😌

who wants to run away with me. dm me. serious inquiries only

what is it with vampires why are they so lesbian

i know all vampires are queer but i feel like they fit so naturally as lesbians specifically

something about consuming the life essence of another human being is extremely yuri

something about a woman allowing them to consume her life force, losing themselves as they offer more to someone else

somethin about slorpin that gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

keep slorping her gay blood

total permanent embargo on extending good faith to men begins now