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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
What is going on in r/kitchencels
some highlights from the comments
never wanted to pray for someone before
m1=16.7 m2=38.6 m3=17.1 (solar masses) v1x=2.305 v1y=-2.586 v2x=3.451 v2y=2.725 v3x=-1.403 v3y=0.031 (km/s) x1=12.0 y1=28.0 x2=21.0 y2=-26.0 x3=-32.0 y3=-2.0 (AU from center) Music: Aurorae Chaos – Bourquenez

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I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular
scale time
the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).
There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number
apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains
presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum
i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.
i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.
i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.
i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.
I get knocked down
but I get up again
10^81 times
here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!
try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution
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god fucking damnit
Making Found Footage Pride Flags to scare the TERFs and bigots!!
More of them!
A few more!
Pride Month PSA: these images are all free to use! I always get asked around this time of year so I thought I'd make it clear in writing! Feel free to download, post them around, make them into profile pics, banners etc.
Go wild, and happy Pride!
grug dont have to change!
really exploitable image of batman for this website i think
Forcemasc'd by Batman

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the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn
the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
partt 7? I think? of my scp personnel cards? Raddagher FUA this time!!! :)
Man, Xi Jinping knows more American culture and history than most Americans.
baja blast
That dolphin pussy stuff
the what
it's nothing, go back to bed
for a while i could never find this post and straight up thought i hallucinated it
Peer Reviewed tags from @sb-essebi!!
Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome
how it feels to remember charlie kirk got an undignified, violent death ^

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
Gonna watch a video about the best and worst analog horror if i do not see a mere mention of arcadia or the tangi virus im turning it off.
i was once watching a vid about different analog horrors and the guy said that he liked the tangi virus but wished that "there was more lore to it" i had to turn off my phone and go for a walk after that
WAIT WAIT CAN I KNOW THE VIDEO????
im sorry i dont remember what it was :(