tyr’s special he/they

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

Enough about dead wives. What about my living wife. What about my immortal wife. What about my wife who I resurrect every time she dies. What about my wife who eternally thrives from consuming the blood of innocents. Yeah maybe that included the blood of your wife what of it

What do you mean this is "inappropriate for a eulogy"

I also choose this guys resurrected wife.