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Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

why is Uruguay the same. they didnt change Uruguay. thats just Uruguay this doesn't make any sense

uruguay isnt gay enough for you?

it's because you can't possibly make Uruguay any more gay than it already is

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

Dirt should be fuckable

why would it matter if the dragon's wings are ticklable. also they probably aren't so you needn't bother trying

Approaching the dragon from behind armed with a comedically large feather and boundless scientific curiosity

US soldiers are being turned into stains on the floor as we speak and are going to hell. Bless ✨️🙏🏽

rb to kill another US soldier

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

i'm not generally one to get overly precious about etymology but its fucking insane to me that people still call things "highbrow" and "lowbrow". Like amiguitas those words are about Skull Shape

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

whoever said the sun comes out after every storm clearly never went through Uruguay May-June 2026 weather

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents