Memories of a normal life

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

estoy a dos segundos de dormirme en la facultad. que espera la profe que pase cuando apaga las luces y habla como si estuviera haciendo asmr

gente si se hacen llamar progres y zurdos y a la primera oportunidad que tienen se ponen a insultar a otra gente por su aspecto son iguales que los otros boludos que quieren que les diga

"ay pero no los respeto" no te estoy pidiendo que los respetes te estoy pidiendo que no suenes como un libertario quejándose de "las feministas con el pelo azul". dos dedos de frente

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it