Memories of a normal life

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

no i don’t hold onto resentment ever. Hope they die though however

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

"this thing is so rare, if you put everyone it affects on an island it would be the 20th most populated country in the world, more than the UK, more than South Korea, and more than Canada AND Australia AND Tunisia all put together. we can literally forget about it that's not many people"

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

@aimmyarrowshigh @copperbadge @hellenhighwater

GASP, a sneasuring tape.

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"