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powerfulwizard

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

powerfulwizard

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

powerfulwizard

Oh my god

tpwrtrmnky

Emotionally distant partner turns out to be spending all her time hanging out with your future self simply because she's "a more interesting and well-rounded person with more experiences" and you're just like. okay so is one of those experiences... this?

You confront Future You about how she could do such a thing and she's like "I mean it really hurt me when I was you, but I've done a lot of introspection since then and realized I was really boring so if anything it was my fault. By which I mean yours."

tpwrtrmnky

It's been a few years and your partner is now like "well in a different timeline you were really cool by now" and then when you ask for her to elaborate she's like "no, I'm still annoyed at you for how you acted in the timeline where you got really into gambling."

tpwrtrmnky

"You're saying some really fucked up things in the timeline where you're homophobic"

"We are LITERALLY in a lesbian relationship???"

"Yeah but now that I know that you could've been homophobic if large parts of your life history were different... I mean......"

agendratum

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

holdmyhannow

the very next post on my dashboard was this one

foxes-in-love

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tpwrtrmnky

[Writing youtuber voice]: Your world map is actually dogshit because [protracted infodump about geology and climate systems, none of which is correct.] As a consequence, you need to move everything around in a way that completely breaks the story's pacing and actively undermines the themes.

tpwrtrmnky

[Writing youtuber voice] The most important thing you could possibly spend time on when writing fantasy is this piece of realism that literally no successful fantasy story has ever bothered with

foxes-in-love

reggiemess

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

spidersinmysoup

Esa no es la serie de los gays que le gusta a ustedes

halfbloodfanboy

pense que era el pos partido de dibu

cyborg-furby

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

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phantomrose96

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

vikashoneybee

it will forever be cool and funny as fuck that argentinian queers came up w a slur for the straight

verycrowindeed

(es paki por si no sabian)

sprinkledsalt

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives.

The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

sclappin

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

kaijuyuri

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

kaijuyuri

my proof

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caststrat

very funny bit happening in the replies

danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

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