Memories of a normal life

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

Not the same. Cup is meant to be drinked from, bowl is meant to be eaten from. Drinking from a bowl hits different.

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

This is adorable! And I Must have him!!

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

It's been a few years and your partner is now like "well in a different timeline you were really cool by now" and then when you ask for her to elaborate she's like "no, I'm still annoyed at you for how you acted in the timeline where you got really into gambling."

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy