i saw the throne of the gods and it was empty.

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

no matter how weird or bad of a time you're having remember there's always someone in the dragon age fandom choosing to fight battles and die on hills that are stupider and more vitriolic than you can even imagine

btw if you're bored as an artist you should try learning to draw fat and skin folds, it genuinely is really fun once you get into it.

obligatory link to morpho fat and skin folds to help you get started

btw i framed it as "fun to do" because it actually is fun to do and i think telling people theyre a bad person unless they do something well is generally a bad motivator that tends to make people give up at the first sign of imperfection.

mentally i’m in the dragon age origins party camp

(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates