bite me, hobbit

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations

How can lawyers argue without crying

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

i’m gonna terrorize my sister with these jokes

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Bagel time

I need this

do it

I’m at an all time low I need this

ok sure

no loss in trying. so here wo go

😌👀

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

I need all the luck i can get

(*-*)

Uhhhh worth a try

I doubt it will work but….

i dont lose anything trying…

BAGEL

again, YES?!

Bagel time

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

hoping this works

pls

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

Worth the read my oh my

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol