mess

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

"in canon he was a death eater" okay well jk rowling just didn't know him like I do.