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Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:
Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever
Gets glass everywhere
Breaks the glass incorrigibly
Cuts you through several potential vectors
Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.
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a vision came to me when i was at the grocery store getting snacks and i had to re-create it asap
i tried to sign up for a dengue fever challenge study (study where they give you dengue fever) but got screened out NOT because of my reaction to placebos...but because i got the yellow fever vaccine 15 years ago. wild!!!
they give you $2500
PSA: don't give doctor's offices your social security number!!!
If you're in the US, a lot of the time, when you're filling out the forms, they ask for your social. DON'T WRITE IT DOWN!!!!!!
Leave the box empty!
It's bad for 2 reasons:
* they love to get data breached. Google it. Google health care data breaches. It happens all the time, and the more info they have on you, the more info hackers can have on you (and they love love love social security numbers). If they don't have your social, they can't lose it
* the main reason they want it, is to track you down for billing stuff. Don't make it easier for them...
It might be different for folks with insurance through the government (Medicare, Medicaid, military, etc.) cause I've heard that they sometimes use that instead of an insurance number (I believe they're phasing that out, but you know your situation best). But in general, you DON'T have to!!!
Idk how to get rid of this, so here's a question: if ur in the us, do you usually give them your sweet, sweet social security number?
Yep
Nope
Consumer Reports shows you how to protect your privacy and still get treatment if your doctor asks for your Social Security Number.
Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug
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cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today
I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons
That is… definitely not the reason this post would have done numbers in 2013
I know that some British people take umbridge at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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Saying the man’s behavior and temperament had helped him excel in a difficult environment, sources confirmed Thursday that every trait disqualifying ICE agent Jake Clements from previous jobs had made him ideal for his current role. Several reports indicated the 29-year-old high school graduate, who had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service and substitute teaching due to his short fuse and penchant for cruelty, had been rapidly promoted up the ranks at ICE for those very same characteristics. According to sources, the anger management issues and casual application of slurs that once resulted in Clements being escorted out of a data entry job now earned him effusive praise from supervisors who saw a bright future for him at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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Can you make something good again please.
Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go
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Vision: A mathematical wiki which tracks a dependency graph for each theorem. You can click on the theorem and it builds a path from foundations to that theorem for you as a big long page you can scroll through to learn it, and it automatically inserts little suggestions of examples to look at along the way.
saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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KILL EM
good for her
good for her
Good for them
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So any math nerd or anyone who studies/teaches math has probably had this type of interaction:
Random person: so what do you do?
Mathematician: I study/work with/teach math.
Random person: Oh I HATE math.
And I, my fellow nerds, have found the perfect response: You hate math? You think you even know what math is? Have you ever had to prove that numbers are real? Or that shapes exist?? Have you ever had to sit in a topology class listening to a professor and watching the students literally lose their minds??? You haven't? Then stfu, I donzt wanna hear you say a word about math.
Real men are easily be distinguished from imaginary men because imaginary men are negative when squared.
