Reach Heaven By [Verb]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

“You’re woke! You’re a woke left! You support the trans and the pronouns, don’t you? Wanna know MY pronouns? My pronouns: Fre/nch! Que/bec! Bar/be/cue! Go/Habs/Go! Blue and pink. And you, what are your pronouns, huh? Tell me, what are your pronouns? Joe/Bi/den?! Ru/Paul?! I will pray for you.”

@virgo-dicks are you getting the Joe/Bi/den pronouns or the Ru/Paul pronouns?