Reach Heaven By [Verb]

harry du bois needs to be in an utena duel and all the desks in the arena have like aquarium ticket stubs or like letters or apricots on them. he needs to sob in the mikage elevator until even mikage is awkwardly like Umm and lets him go

“You’re woke! You’re a woke left! You support the trans and the pronouns, don’t you? Wanna know MY pronouns? My pronouns: Fre/nch! Que/bec! Bar/be/cue! Go/Habs/Go! Blue and pink. And you, what are your pronouns, huh? Tell me, what are your pronouns? Joe/Bi/den?! Ru/Paul?! I will pray for you.”

@virgo-dicks are you getting the Joe/Bi/den pronouns or the Ru/Paul pronouns?

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

this is why commas are so unimportant

“You’re woke! You’re a woke left! You support the trans and the pronouns, don’t you? Wanna know MY pronouns? My pronouns: Fre/nch! Que/bec! Bar/be/cue! Go/Habs/Go! Blue and pink. And you, what are your pronouns, huh? Tell me, what are your pronouns? Joe/Bi/den?! Ru/Paul?! I will pray for you.”

@virgo-dicks are you getting the Joe/Bi/den pronouns or the Ru/Paul pronouns?

“You’re woke! You’re a woke left! You support the trans and the pronouns, don’t you? Wanna know MY pronouns? My pronouns: Fre/nch! Que/bec! Bar/be/cue! Go/Habs/Go! Blue and pink. And you, what are your pronouns, huh? Tell me, what are your pronouns? Joe/Bi/den?! Ru/Paul?! I will pray for you.”

@virgo-dicks are you getting the Joe/Bi/den pronouns or the Ru/Paul pronouns?

can’t get over how much this sounds like a radio broadcast you’d intercept from the main villain near the endgame of the next Far Cry

tumblr let me post trollo

They really shouldnt have let you

can’t get over how much this sounds like a radio broadcast you’d intercept from the main villain near the endgame of the next Far Cry

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.