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You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

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Eridians who hunt by disguising themselves amongst the rocks to ambush prey getting countered by an alien who can see through it because 9 times out of 10 they’re a different color than the rocks they’re blending in with entirely
#Grace taking a sip of his morning coffe looking through the window #to the suspicious brown pile of rocks and the twice as big shimering turquoise mountain #deciding wether to let them have fun or have a quiet morning
I was thinking of them snickering to themselves like children hiding, but giggling about how sneaky they are
But eridians must be really still — still when they're lying in ambush, still when they're sleeping...
You could plop down and have a (mandated, involuntary) snooze, and be pretty well camouflaged. But you're still vulnerable — so someone sits with you to watch, also completely still, to not give it away (if something does approach, you can't just wake your companion up to fight or run with you. You have to stand your ground and defend them on your own. So if you can avoid being detected and confronted in the first place, that's best)
But it means even if a predator does notice some of these rocks aren't rocks, it doesn't know how many are awake and ready to attack it if it tries anything.
Eridians who hunt by disguising themselves amongst the rocks to ambush prey getting countered by an alien who can see through it because 9 times out of 10 they’re a different color than the rocks they’re blending in with entirely
Rocky "I want to watch you sleep as close as possible, on your chest" would not be horrified by feeling Grace insides during a hug!!!!!!
He would probably feel Grace calm down while doing it and go "I am now a hugging kinda person"
Come on, he gets RIGHT IN THERE when he wakes up and Grace sees he's fine for the first time
That clingy little crab-rock wouldn't think twice
"Yes yes, Grace might be gross looking, but he's my beloved best friend, I need to hear his heartbeat slow down and his breathing get steady while surrounding me with his arms"
one laundry night they definitely start discussing how many Earth-named constellations are based on Greek myths, and then that definitely brings up the Odyssey (and how it relates to their current journey to Erid), and they spend the next week or so spinning tales and having Mary read the poem aloud and Rocky makes miniatures so Grace can act it out

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I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw
i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.
like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´~`ˇ)┌
1. Grace breeds Taumoeba, speedrunning its evolution.
2. Grace eats Taumoeba but who said it will stop evolving just because Grace thought it should?
3. Taumoeba evolves in Grace’s body, binding itself to his DNA as so many things have done before during our own evolution.
4. Grace becomes capable of consuming Astrophage (the most energy efficient organism in the known universe).
5. Grace’s organism becomes more energy efficient as well and therefore its internal structure ages a lot slower.
6. Magic happened, now Grace can live just as long as his best mate Rocky.
i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.
like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´~`ˇ)┌
Oh waiter! Waiter! More art of them cuddling, please! Yes, yes, with the xenonite barriers. I like my fluff with a pinch of angst.
my long lost husband returned from space obsessed with and devoted to some kind of extremely fragile alien blob. which is fine, i guess. building it a biodome was kind of fun at least.

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I'm starting a compilation post.
Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account
Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.
This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it
Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life
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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog
Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?
Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose
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Caah: and this person asked you for money?
Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"
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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *
Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..
Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny
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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?
Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is
I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself
Do you think I made Adrian too small
ive been thinking about grace and eridian formalwear.... idk how to design clothes/outfits at all so this is me throwing random stuff at the wall
ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

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He’s leaky and old, like pick a struggle (part 1)
I offer you a delightfully crunchy scenario: mirror!zoemira somehow end up in the main timeline...several years after the initial swap. And by this point, Sarang's doing much better and is known to the world as Rumi's younger half-sister.
Why and how are they here? Good question. But with mirror!Celine dead at main!Celine's hands, it's anyone's guess how well the last few years have gone for them
My stance has always been that the mirror timeline must be better off for Sarang getting out of it than they would be otherwise—as I refuse to have a narrative punishment for removing a child from an abusive situation—though, like. Two Hunters are certainly not going to be as successful as three
Mirror!Zoey and Mira, in many versions of events, never learned what happened